I’m on a Halloween blogging bender this week. Apologies.
Totally sick of the one size – “nips to hips” – fits all women’s Halloween costumes? Need a totally unsexy Halloween costume idea? Try these:
5 most unsexy Halloween costumes I had in mind this year…
- The “Women’s room” icon – wear a white dress and white stockings and cut out a huge cardboard circle, paint it white and attach it to head.
- Engaged. Ring pop. Don a tiara with veil. “Bachelorette” rhinestone tank top
- Kernel of rice. All white outfit with a pointy hat folded from white paper.
- Silken Tofu. A huge square box with the word tofu on it.
- A hurricane. Really messy hair. White and blue tie-dyed shirt. White gloves (you have to wave them around).
5 Couple’s costume ideas I had even though I would never do a couple’s costume…
- Sushi roll and wasabi
- A pair of chopsticks because I saw a pair of boobs. (Guy and girl had big balloon under their left strap, right strap shirts.)
- Beekeeper and bee because I saw a butterfly catcher and a butterfly.
- Broom and dust pan
- iPad and iPad mini
Update 10/30 11:44pm
More unsexy ideas:
1. Jerry Sandusky, or “middle-aged man”
2. Honey Boo Boo
3. Governor Christie -fearless leader! (blue fleece pullover with “Chris Christie GOVERNOR”over left breast)